I really love @TheBloggess aka Jenny. She is funny all the time but some of her posts I love the mostest are recounting conversations she has with her husband Victor.
Last night my husband and I has this conversation that reminded me of her.
Last night my husband and I has this conversation that reminded me of her.
Me: Remember that time you said I was the last one? That you'd never marry again?
Roy (not his real name): No.
Me: Sure you do. Remember how I was feeling all superior until you went on to explain that you'd never marry again but you'd have sex again.
Roy: Oh yeah.
Me: So how long would you wait?
Roy: Huh?
Me: You know, until you had sex again?
Roy: I'd wait a year.
Me: A year until you had sex or a year until you started dating?
Roy: I'd wait a year to start dating and then in another six months, I'd have sex again.
Me: So a year and a half all told?
Roy: Yes.
Me: Liar.
Me (again): What if at the point when you decided to have sex again, you had a wooden leg?
Roy: They don't make them out of wood anymore.
Me: Well let's just say they did.
Roy: That's a ridiculous premise.
Me: Okay what if you had a prosthetic face? Or half a prosthetic face like the Phantom of the Opera.
Roy: I'd be incredible. Women would love me.
Me: Right. And then you could perform at the Winter Garden Theater for thirty-five years.
Roy: That was Cats.
Me: Oh
Roy (not his real name): No.
Me: Sure you do. Remember how I was feeling all superior until you went on to explain that you'd never marry again but you'd have sex again.
Roy: Oh yeah.
Me: So how long would you wait?
Roy: Huh?
Me: You know, until you had sex again?
Roy: I'd wait a year.
Me: A year until you had sex or a year until you started dating?
Roy: I'd wait a year to start dating and then in another six months, I'd have sex again.
Me: So a year and a half all told?
Roy: Yes.
Me: Liar.
Me (again): What if at the point when you decided to have sex again, you had a wooden leg?
Roy: They don't make them out of wood anymore.
Me: Well let's just say they did.
Roy: That's a ridiculous premise.
Me: Okay what if you had a prosthetic face? Or half a prosthetic face like the Phantom of the Opera.
Roy: I'd be incredible. Women would love me.
Me: Right. And then you could perform at the Winter Garden Theater for thirty-five years.
Roy: That was Cats.
Me: Oh
BTW the photo above is my husband if he were a character in the second longest running show on Broadway, Cats the Musical.
The first longest running show on Broadway? Phantom of the Opera.
I should've married Andrew Lloyd Webber.
About Andrew Lloyd Webber from his official website: He was knighted in 1992 and created an honorary life peer in 1997.
Honorary life peer?
Your husband makes a very sexy cat.
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