Today in my dungeon of a laundry room I was thinking about all the things I probably have in common with Elisabetta Canalis, how we are almost interchangeable. Here's the list:
- Elisabetta is a stunning brunette. I am also a brunette underneath all this blonde.
- The name Elisabetta ends in "double consonant--a" sound. So does my name Rebecca.
- George and Elisabetta met in Rome. I've been to Rome.
- George is 48 years-old and Elisabetta is 31 years-old. I'm somewhere in between.
- Elisabetta models underwear. I wear underwear.
- Elisabetta works in television. I've been on television. Yes The Roy Rogers and Dale Evans show counts.
- Elisabetta played a naughty nun in the film Virgin Territory. (what you never heard of it?) I dressed up as a nun for the Beaux Arts Ball at Tulane.
- Elisabetta has EMINEM tattooed on her forearm. I once owned the 8 Mile soundtrack.
- Elisabetta has two X chromosomes. So do I.
- Elisabetta frequently appears topless in photographs. I frequently appear topless in my bathroom window, much to the chagrin of the house painters next door.
George Clooney gave me a foot rub by the fire at the funeral last weekend - where were you? Oh, that's right, doing shots of Jack Daniels with Peggy and Peter, the other Tulane "grads"...
ReplyDeleteSo what you're saying is I got to see his back surgery scar and bits of butt and you got a foot rub?
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